PANDEMIPLOYMENT
One Mom, Two Kids, a Dog, a Pandemic, and a Deployed Husband.
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Pandemiployment
- Nov 20, 2020
- 4 min
It's Not Lonely Being Alone
It's lonely being alone with kids.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 26, 2020
- 6 min
How To: Breast Milk Freezer Stash
Consider it breast milk insurance.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 23, 2020
- 7 min
The Preshift
What do you call the shift you work BEFORE work?
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 19, 2020
- 1 min
Things I Have Asked My Pediatrician
It's not just corn, ALL the vegetables he eats are visible. Normal, or is he a mutant?
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Guest Mom
- Oct 16, 2020
- 4 min
Prodromal Labor, Not Just for Camels
It has nothing to do with camels.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 9, 2020
- 11 min
How to: Breastfeed
Breastfeeding 101 from someone who kind of knows what she's doing.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 2, 2020
- 1 min
Permission Slip: Feeding Your Baby
Permission slip to feed your baby any damn way you please.
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Pandemiployment
- Sep 30, 2020
- 2 min
It's Ambiguous
I am fresh out of marbles. My field of fucks is barren.
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