PandemiploymentNov 2, 20206 minWhy so Nasty? I'm not sure you're meeting your fiber intake requirements, because it seems like you're having trouble getting that stick out of your butt.
PandemiploymentOct 19, 20201 minThings I Have Asked My PediatricianIt's not just corn, ALL the vegetables he eats are visible. Normal, or is he a mutant?
PandemiploymentOct 19, 20202 minLaundry Hunt OlympicsCould I go pro? I mean, maybe. You have to put the practice in, you understand? Practice makes perfect and all that. Ok we don't say that...
PandemiploymentOct 14, 20205 minIf I Don't Post Pictures of My Kids, Do You Think I'm Fake?Is it odd to have a desire to PUT IT OUT THERE, have some things to say, and yet still want to keep my family mostly private?
PandemiploymentOct 9, 202011 minHow to: BreastfeedBreastfeeding 101 from someone who kind of knows what she's doing.
PandemiploymentOct 2, 20201 minPermission Slip: Feeding Your BabyPermission slip to feed your baby any damn way you please.
PandemiploymentOct 2, 20202 minFed is Best, Everyone Totally Supports Your Choices In Feeding Your Baby!Don't worry, the entire world supports you and will tell you, constantly, how proud they are of you for making the best choice possible.
PandemiploymentSep 30, 20202 minIt's AmbiguousI am fresh out of marbles. My field of fucks is barren.
PandemiploymentSep 29, 20203 minPretty Sure This Wasn't The PlanMy husband leaves in a week. By leaves I mean, getting on a jetplane, bags packed...for Fort Wherever and then on to the Middle East.