Postpartum Umbilical Hernia: That's a thing.

It's lonely being alone with kids.

I'm not sure you're meeting your fiber intake requirements, because it seems like you're having trouble getting that stick out of your butt.

Consider it breast milk insurance.

What do you call the shift you work BEFORE work?

It's not just corn, ALL the vegetables he eats are visible. Normal, or is he a mutant?

Could I go pro? I mean, maybe. You have to put the practice in, you understand? Practice makes perfect and all that. Ok we don't say that...

It has nothing to do with camels.

Is it odd to have a desire to PUT IT OUT THERE, have some things to say, and yet still want to keep my family mostly private?

Breastfeeding 101 from someone who kind of knows what she's doing.

Permission slip to feed your baby any damn way you please.

Don't worry, the entire world supports you and will tell you, constantly, how proud they are of you for making the best choice possible.

I am fresh out of marbles. My field of fucks is barren.

My husband leaves in a week. By leaves I mean, getting on a jetplane, bags packed...for Fort Wherever and then on to the Middle East.