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One Mom, Two Kids, a Dog, a Pandemic, and a Deployed Husband.
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Pandemiployment
- Feb 11
- 7 min
I Broke My Belly Button
Postpartum Umbilical Hernia: That's a thing.
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Pandemiployment
- Dec 8, 2020
- 7 min
I Broke My Favorite Mug
On overthinking, and how it leads to broken crockery.
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Pandemiployment
- Nov 20, 2020
- 4 min
It's Not Lonely Being Alone
It's lonely being alone with kids.
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Pandemiployment
- Nov 19, 2020
- 3 min
Product Review: The Privacy Pop Bed Tent
This bed tent saved my sanity.
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Pandemiployment
- Nov 6, 2020
- 2 min
Permission Slip: Laundry Edition
All ye who may judge her for her laundry choices are hereby invited to shut your piehole, or henceforth take over all laundry duties.
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Harley
- Nov 4, 2020
- 2 min
Pining
I don't know how to say it. English is not my first language. I only know a few words, sit, walk, treat, WHY ARE YOU STILL BARKING.
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Pandemiployment
- Nov 2, 2020
- 6 min
Why so Nasty?
I'm not sure you're meeting your fiber intake requirements, because it seems like you're having trouble getting that stick out of your butt.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 30, 2020
- 4 min
Job Talk: More Done in Less Time
The Pomodoro Method, as described by someone who is not an expert.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 28, 2020
- 2 min
Permission Slip: Stop Breastfeeding
I hereby ascertain that the aforementioned Lady Lactator has done her duty, be it one attempt in the hospital or three years...
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 26, 2020
- 6 min
How To: Breast Milk Freezer Stash
Consider it breast milk insurance.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 23, 2020
- 7 min
The Preshift
What do you call the shift you work BEFORE work?
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 21, 2020
- 9 min
Post-Weaning Depression
Like Postpartum Depression, But Doctors Don't Talk About It!
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 19, 2020
- 1 min
Things I Have Asked My Pediatrician
It's not just corn, ALL the vegetables he eats are visible. Normal, or is he a mutant?
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 19, 2020
- 2 min
Laundry Hunt Olympics
Could I go pro? I mean, maybe. You have to put the practice in, you understand? Practice makes perfect and all that. Ok we don't say that...
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Guest Mom
- Oct 16, 2020
- 4 min
Prodromal Labor, Not Just for Camels
It has nothing to do with camels.
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 14, 2020
- 5 min
If I Don't Post Pictures of My Kids, Do You Think I'm Fake?
Is it odd to have a desire to PUT IT OUT THERE, have some things to say, and yet still want to keep my family mostly private?
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Pandemiployment
- Oct 12, 2020
- 2 min
Weird Things I Miss: A Love Letter to Your Underwear
Clean, please.
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